FUNNIES/CRAP
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I got completely titsed off trying to get people to help me write a 'who are we' page so I thought it would be better to have a place where everyone could join in. Send me stuff that makes you laugh because laughter IS the best medicine. Please don't get offended at anything you see here as it's not meant to offend. Also, those of you that have their speakers on will notice some music playing. I will do requests as and when I can so if you want the current track/s changing let me know. I would like people that visit this site to be able to use it to air stuff so anything you want on the net let me know. I can't guarantee to put it on but you can always try me! x
Check out this geezer on a Gold Wing:
What's red and smells of blue paint?
Red paint!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. the other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his Mum. Upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes that she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, 'But they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.'
Don't be sexist - chicks hate that!
Name four animals that live at the North Pole.
Three bears and a seal.
What do you call a bald teddy?
Fred bare!
If you don't feel well you're probably wearing gloves!
OK, enough. Sorry!
